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	<title>Sacha Wheeler</title>
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	<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com</link>
	<description>shrapnel from mid-life</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<copyright>&#xA9;Sacha Wheeler </copyright>
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		<category>personal</category>
		<ttl>1440</ttl>
		<itunes:keywords>skateboard</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>disconnected musings by a middle-aged skateboarder.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>shrapnel from mid-life.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:category text="Sports &amp; Recreation">
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			<itunes:name>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>sacha@sachawheeler.com</itunes:email>
		</itunes:owner>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>skateboarding to King Crimson - Radio I</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/07/skateboarding-to-king-crimson-radio-i/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/07/skateboarding-to-king-crimson-radio-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[skatevideo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[self-portrait]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had this odd footage, and found an odd song to match.

It&#8217;s King Crimson, Radio I.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had this odd footage, and found an odd song to match.</p>
<p></p>
<p>It&#8217;s King Crimson, Radio I.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>I had this odd footage, and found an odd song to match.



It's King Crimson, Radio I. </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I had this odd footage, and found an odd song to match.



It's King Crimson, Radio I.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art,,skatevideo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Black Sabbath - Paranoid</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/07/black-sabbath-paranoid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/07/black-sabbath-paranoid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 07:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[skatevideo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[self-portrait]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[skateboard]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Skating in Hyde Park to Black Sabbath&#8217;s Paranoid.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Skating in Hyde Park to Black Sabbath&#8217;s Paranoid.</p>
<p></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Skating in Hyde Park to Black Sabbath's Paranoid.

 </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Skating in Hyde Park to Black Sabbath's Paranoid.

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art,,skatevideo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>feliz cinco de mayo!</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/05/feliz-cinco-de-mayo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/05/feliz-cinco-de-mayo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 11:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wherever you are, happy cinco de mayo.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wherever you are, happy <a href="http://www.mexonline.com/cinco-de-mayo.htm" target="_blank">cinco de mayo</a>.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/485919400_912386e309.jpg" alt="" width="345" height="310" /></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Wherever you are, happy cinco de mayo.

 </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Wherever you are, happy cinco de mayo.

</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>39th birthday - Ducati Single</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/04/39th-birthday-ducati-single/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/05/04/39th-birthday-ducati-single/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 09:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ducati]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It approaches. If you want to get me something, I want one of these:




]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It approaches. If you want to get me something, I want one of these:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.powerhousemotorcyclemuseum.com.au/images/DSCF1731-2.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="188" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.wheelsport.on.ca/graphics/vintage/64ducati250single.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.sachawheeler.com/wp-content/uploads/ducatimonza2.jpg" alt="" width="470" height="234" /></p>
<p><img src="http://www.ace-cafe-london.com/images/postcard/large/IMG_0256a.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="282" /></p>
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<itunes:duration>6:55</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>It approaches. If you want to get me something, I want one of these:







 </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>It approaches. If you want to get me something, I want one of these:







</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>riding through London to Ufomammut - Smoke</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/26/riding-through-london-to-ufomammut-smoke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/26/riding-through-london-to-ufomammut-smoke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[vespa]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Riding my Vespa to work, listening to Ufomammut, Smoke.

update: Apologies for the awful rendering in the 1st release. I did it again and it&#8217;s much better. Not like having to sit through 9 mins of it isn&#8217;t bad enough, the pixels were making my eyes bleed.
 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Riding my Vespa to work, listening to <a title="ufomammut" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Ufomammut" target="_blank">Ufomammut</a>, Smoke.</p>
<p></p>
<p><strong>update</strong>: Apologies for the awful rendering in the 1st release. I did it again and it&#8217;s much better. Not like having to sit through 9 mins of it isn&#8217;t bad enough, the pixels were making my eyes bleed.</p>
<p> </p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Riding my Vespa to work, listening to Ufomammut, Smoke.



update: Apologies for the awful rendering in the 1st release. I did it again and it's much ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Riding my Vespa to work, listening to Ufomammut, Smoke.



update: Apologies for the awful rendering in the 1st release. I did it again and it's much better. Not like having to sit through 9 mins of it isn't bad enough, the pixels were making my eyes bleed.

nbsp;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>MASS portraiture exhibit, second attempt</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/26/mass-portraiture-exhibit-second-attempt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/26/mass-portraiture-exhibit-second-attempt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[self-portrait]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[shardcore quite rightly rejected my earlier (terrible) painting, so I did another, but have managed to insult him (not my intention).
Here&#8217;s the video&#8230; The music is Tool - Right In Two

And here&#8217;s the finished painting.

 
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shardcore quite rightly rejected my earlier (terrible) painting, so I did another, but have managed to insult him (not my intention).</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the video&#8230; The music is <a title="Tool" href="http://www.last.fm/music/tool" target="_blank">Tool</a> - Right In Two</p>
<p></p>
<p>And here&#8217;s the finished painting.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.sachawheeler.com/wp-content/uploads/MASS arse.jpg" alt="" width="262" height="378" /></p>
<p> </p>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>shardcore quite rightly rejected my earlier (terrible) painting, so I did another, but have managed to insult him (not my intention).

Here's the video... The music ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>shardcore quite rightly rejected my earlier (terrible) painting, so I did another, but have managed to insult him (not my intention).

Here's the video... The music is Tool - Right In Two



And here's the finished painting.



nbsp;</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art,,painting</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>time twister</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/25/time-twister/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/25/time-twister/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Coolest thing I&#8217;ve seen in a while. May try something like this myself&#8230;

Time Twister on ShredOrDie.com
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coolest thing I&#8217;ve seen in a while. May try something like this myself&#8230;</p>
<p>
<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.shredordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?6045" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=50711632aa&#038;vert=shredordie" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=50711632aa&#038;vert=shredordie" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.shredordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?6045" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://www.shredordie.com/videos/50711632aa">Time Twister</a> on <a href="http://www.shredordie.com/">ShredOrDie.com</a></noscript></p>
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		<title>MASS portraiture exhibition</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/19/mass-portraiture-exhibition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/19/mass-portraiture-exhibition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[self-portrait]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shardcore]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t paint. That said, I&#8217;ve done a painting for shardcore&#8217;s MASS exhibition in Brighton.
Here&#8217;s mine and Diana&#8217;s in progress. Remember, I can&#8217;t paint  

This is it so far.

update:Â I&#8217;ve been rejected by that fascist (that&#8217;s unfair&#8230;) shardcore for not following the rules! But it was fun to do and there&#8217;s more to life than acceptance [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t paint. That said, I&#8217;ve done a painting for shardcore&#8217;s <a href="http://www.shardcore.org/mass/" target="_blank">MASS exhibition</a> in Brighton.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s mine and Diana&#8217;s in progress. Remember, I can&#8217;t paint <img src='http://www.sachawheeler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p></p>
<p>This is it so far.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2414/2426502034_528020b99f_m.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="480" /></p>
<p><strong>update:</strong>Â I&#8217;ve been rejected by <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">that fascist</span> (that&#8217;s unfair&#8230;) <a href="http://shardcore.org" target="_blank">shardcore</a> for not following the rules! But it was fun to do and there&#8217;s more to life than acceptance <img src='http://www.sachawheeler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>I don't paint. That said, I've done a painting for shardcore's MASS exhibition in Brighton.

Here's mine and Diana's in progress. Remember, I can't paint :)



This ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I don't paint. That said, I've done a painting for shardcore's MASS exhibition in Brighton.

Here's mine and Diana's in progress. Remember, I can't paint :)



This is it so far.



update:Acirc;nbsp;I've been rejected by that fascistnbsp;(that's unfair...) shardcore for not following the rules! But it was fun to do and there's more to life than acceptance :)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art,,painting</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>RIP G4</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/19/rip-g4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/19/rip-g4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[found art]]></category>

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RIP G4
Originally uploaded by SachaWheeler
My lovely G4 died and has been replaced with a sticker-less macbook pro. I&#8217;m thinking of putting this old buddy on the wall.
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<p><span style="font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sachawheeler/2425056673/">RIP G4</a></span></p>
<p>Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/sachawheeler/">SachaWheeler</a></p>
<p>My lovely G4 died and has been replaced with a sticker-less macbook pro. I&#8217;m thinking of putting this old buddy on the wall.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>RIP G4

Originally uploaded by SachaWheeler

My lovely G4 died and has been replaced with a sticker-less macbook pro. I'm thinking of putting this old buddy on ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>RIP G4

Originally uploaded by SachaWheeler

My lovely G4 died and has been replaced with a sticker-less macbook pro. I'm thinking of putting this old buddy on the wall.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>weather again</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/15/weather-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/15/weather-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[weather]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[risking being boring, the weather here is mad.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>risking being boring, the weather here is mad.</p>
<p></p>
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			<enclosure url="http://www.archive.org/download/11April2008Weather/weather.mov" length="2093909" type="video/quicktime"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>risking being boring, the weather here is mad.

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		<itunes:summary>risking being boring, the weather here is mad.

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		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>April is the cruelest month</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/06/april-is-the-cruelest-month/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/06/april-is-the-cruelest-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 14:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was never before sure why T.S.Eliot had something against April, but this morning my plans to skateboard were scuppered by the bloody weather, and it all became clear.

The music is Frank Zappa - Don&#8217;t Eat The Yellow Snow.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was never before sure why T.S.Eliot had something against April, but this morning my plans to skateboard were scuppered by the bloody weather, and it all became clear.</p>
<p></p>
<p>The music is <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Frank+Zappa/" target="_blank">Frank Zappa</a> - <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Frank+Zappa/_/Don%27t+Eat+the+Yellow+Snow" target="_blank">Don&#8217;t Eat The Yellow Snow</a>.</p>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>I was never before sure why T.S.Eliot had something against April, but this morning my plans to skateboard were scuppered by the bloody weather, and ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I was never before sure why T.S.Eliot had something against April, but this morning my plans to skateboard were scuppered by the bloody weather, and it all became clear.



The music is Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>1st skate of the year</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/02/1st-skate-of-the-year/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/04/02/1st-skate-of-the-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[At last the British weather turned, and I was able to go for a much needed skate around Hyde Park on my skateboard.

The music is Black Sally, by Human Instinct. This is also my 1st video podcast. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At last the British weather turned, and I was able to go for a much needed skate around Hyde Park on my skateboard.</p>
<p></p>
<p>The music is <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Human+Instinct/_/Black+Sally" target="_blank">Black Sally</a>, by <a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Human+Instinct/" target="_blank">Human Instinct</a>. This is also my 1st video podcast. <img src='http://www.sachawheeler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:01</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>At last the British weather turned, and I was able to go for a much needed skate around Hyde Park on my skateboard.



The music is ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>At last the British weather turned, and I was able to go for a much needed skate around Hyde Park on my skateboard.



The music is Black Sally, by Human Instinct. This is also my 1st video podcast. :)</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>spring, at long bloody last</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/03/31/spring-at-long-bloody-last/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/03/31/spring-at-long-bloody-last/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Feeling a bit jet-lagged from the clocks moving forwards, but it feels like the year has jumped forwards (which it needed to do) by 2 months. Soon I might even get on my skateboard.
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<p>Feeling a bit jet-lagged from the clocks moving forwards, but it feels like the year has jumped forwards (which it needed to do) by 2 months. Soon I might even get on my skateboard.</p>
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<itunes:duration>2:36</itunes:duration>
		<itunes:subtitle>Feeling a bit jet-lagged from the clocks moving forwards, but it feels like the year has jumped forwards (which it needed to do) by 2 ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Feeling a bit jet-lagged from the clocks moving forwards, but it feels like the year has jumped forwards (which it needed to do) by 2 months. Soon I might even get on my skateboard.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>crazy christians</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/03/30/crazy-christians/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/03/30/crazy-christians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when I think Christians couldn&#8217;t get any more bat-shit-crazy, I stumble across this most excellent website.
Christian Domestic Discipline (which, incidentally, is a fantastic name for an indie band) is described as:

A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just when I think Christians couldn&#8217;t get any more bat-shit-crazy, I stumble across this most excellent website.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/Home.html" target="_blank">Christian Domestic Discipline</a> (which, incidentally, is a fantastic name for an indie band) is described as:</p>
<blockquote>
<p align="left"><em>A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to back the authority, usually by spanking.</em></p>
<p align="left"><em>A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household.  The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself.  He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions.  He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely.  CDD is so much more than just spanking.  It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership.  A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.</em></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Not known for their tolerance (Christians, that is) they reveal the areas in which they prefer not to intrude:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Spanking of Children:</em><br />
We will leave this to other folks to argue over.</p></blockquote>
<p>Best to avoid that topic. Beating your wife is clearly sanctified, but we&#8217;re not sure, yet, whether you should beat your kids - that&#8217;s up to you (although if the Bible is inerrant, there&#8217;s a lot of ambiguous treatment of children therein. Yes, Abraham, I&#8217;m looking at you!).</p>
<blockquote><p>We are not interested in arguing, debating, or justifying our lifestyle.</p></blockquote>
<p>just promoting it, then! Nutters. <img src='http://www.sachawheeler.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>So just in case you were in any doubt:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>In CDD, the husband has authority to spank the wife.<br />
The wife does not have authority to spank her husband.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I mean, if you&#8217;re going to canonise a bit of SM (and why not?) wouldn&#8217;t it be more fun with a bit of two-way action? Probably why Ted Haggard had to look elsewhere for a little *slap and tickle*.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re funny. Type-O Negative said it best.</p>
<p></p>
<p><strong>update</strong>: I just can&#8217;t get enough of this site. There&#8217;s a blog, in which I found this comment:</p>
<blockquote><p>frettalay wrote:</p>
<p>I am woman ,and I am single ..and I know I need discipline! Is there any wife out there that will allow their husband to bring me in line with your teachings?? I would want the wife to be there of course.</p></blockquote>
<p>Consider me corrected (and very nearly converted). These (g)od-botherers must really know how to party.</p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Just when I think Christians couldn't get any more bat-shit-crazy, I stumble across this most excellent website.

Christian Domestic Discipline (which, incidentally, is a fantastic name ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Just when I think Christians couldn't get any more bat-shit-crazy, I stumble across this most excellent website.

Christian Domestic Discipline (which, incidentally, is a fantastic name for an indie band) is described as:

A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to back the authority, usually by spanking.
A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household.  The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself.  He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions.  He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely.  CDD is so much more than just spanking.  It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership.  A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.

Not known for their tolerance (Christians, that is) they reveal the areas in which they prefer not to intrude:
Spanking of Children:
We will leave this to other folks to argue over.
Best to avoid that topic. Beating your wife is clearly sanctified, but we're not sure, yet, whether you should beat your kids - that's up to you (although if the Bible is inerrant, there's a lot of ambiguous treatment of children therein. Yes, Abraham, I'm looking at you!).
We are not interested in arguing, debating, or justifying our lifestyle.
just promoting it, then! Nutters. :)

So just in case you were in any doubt:
In CDD, the husband has authority to spank the wife.
The wife does not have authority to spank her husband.
I mean, if you're going to canonise a bit of SM (and why not?) wouldn't it be more fun with a bit of two-way action? Probably why Ted Haggard had to look elsewhere for a little *slap and tickle*.

They're funny. Type-O Negative said it best.



update: I just can't get enough of this site. There's a blog, in which I found this comment:
frettalay wrote:

I am woman ,and I am single ..and I know I need discipline! Is there any wife out there that will allow their husband to bring me in line with your teachings?? I would want the wife to be there of course.
Consider me corrected (and very nearly converted). These (g)od-botherers must really know how to party.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>found,art</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Sacha Wheeler</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>big numbers</title>
		<link>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/03/29/big-numbers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sachawheeler.com/2008/03/29/big-numbers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sacha</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[sometimes I need to be reminded how things scale (from here where the future US debt based on their current policies is estimated to be $53 trillion)
A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 32 years. A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. And 53 trillion seconds? 1.7 million years.
America&#8217;s economy is screwed, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sometimes I need to be reminded how things scale (from <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/03/26/beck.deficit/index.html" target="_blank">here</a> where the future US debt based on their current policies is estimated to be $53 trillion)</p>
<blockquote><p>A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 32 years. A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. And 53 trillion seconds? 1.7 million years.</p></blockquote>
<p>America&#8217;s economy is screwed, but it&#8217;s nice to be reminded just how big these numbers get.</p>
<p>I notice also (from my skeptic.org podcast) that we&#8217;ve found a black hole with a mass of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">16 </span>18 billion solar masses (<a href="http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn13166-biggest-black-hole-in-the-cosmos-discovered.html" target="_blank">link</a>). Admittedly it&#8217;s a long way away (3.5 billion light years), but that&#8217;s a god-damned galaxy eater; Galactus, anyone?</p>
<p>Unrelated, but saving posts (and their attendant electrons), I want one of <a href="http://gizmodo.com/373156/the-most-depressing-watch-ever-prepare-to-be-bummed" target="_blank">these</a> (and my birthday approaches):</p>
<p><img src="http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/03/accurate-watch.jpg" alt="" width="451" height="507" /></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>sometimes I need to be reminded how things scale (from here where the future US debt based on their current policies is estimated to be ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>sometimes I need to be reminded how things scale (from here where the future US debt based on their current policies is estimated to be $53 trillion)
A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 32 years. A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. And 53 trillion seconds? 1.7 million years.
America's economy is screwed, but it's nice to be reminded just how big these numbers get.

I notice also (from my skeptic.org podcast) that we've found a black hole with a mass of 16 18 billion solar masses (link). Admittedly it's a long way away (3.5 billion light years), but that's a god-damned galaxy eater; Galactus, anyone?

Unrelated, but saving posts (and their attendant electrons), I want one of these (and my birthday approaches):

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