Sacha Wheeler

I don’t paint. That said, I’ve done a painting for shardcore’s MASS exhibition in Brighton.

Here’s mine and Diana’s in progress. Remember, I can’t paint

 

 MASS Painting: Play Now | Play in Popup

This is it so far.

update: I’ve been rejected by that fascist (that’s unfair…) shardcore for not following the rules! But it was fun to do and there’s more to life than acceptance

My friend shardcore has an exhibition in Brighton which includes (in a restaurant, no less) my lovely face.

I’m very happy to be included in his catalogue of scientists, philosophers and intellectuals.

Late one night I found myself at shardcore’s place, after the last train had left and the kids were in bed. He had a video camera, a tripod, a list of questions and a hat.

 

 Shardcore inquisition: Play Now | Play in Popup

He’s put the results up on his site, with more to follow: The Shardcore Inquisition.

My friend Alex (http://www.alexberg.com) turned 40 and I was unable to attend. So I sent this video of me skating. It was shot and edited by me and shardcore and the Dead Kennedys are singing Holiday in Cambodia.

 

 Holiday in Cambodia - The Dead Kennedys: Play Now | Play in Popup

So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know youve seen it all
In daddys car
Thinkin youll go far
Back east your type dont crawl

Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul

Its time to taste what you most fear
Right guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear

Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife

Youre a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

Well youll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son.

Is a holiday in cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in cambodia
Where youll kiss ass or crack

Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, etc.

And its a holiday in cambodia
Where youll do what youre told
A holiday in cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul

shardcore has recently entered this portrait into the annual BP exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery in London.

Fingers crossed.